When Your Standards Might Be A Little Too Low: COTD

Everyone has a standard, a baseline that is the absolute bare minimum. Now, some of us have standards perhaps unattainably high while others don’t give themselves enough credit and set the bar too low. A bespoke Rolls-Royce is built to mind-boggling standards while the bar for something like a Yugo is so low that a crude fix like a rock and hose clamps make for a part better than new.

Somewhere in there is a classic British car, which is probably better than a Yugo, but not on the level of a Toyota. Bishops 4×4 created a Range Rover with an Aston Martin V12, striving for a “factory-like finish” in the process. Some of you think matching a 1971 Range Rover in quality might not be a high enough bar, like Jj:

“with an emphasis on precision and tidiness, striving for a factory-like finish”

Aim higher, guys.

This morning, Mark Tucker gave you a Shitbox Showdown between two cars that seem utterly forgettable. But hold on, that 1998 Nissan Altima GXE contains a surprise:

$1,500 is a nice price when you get to look at cats on your headliner! Angrycat Meowmeow, a perfect name for this situation, agrees:

I was already sold on the Altima as this gen lacks Big Altima Energy, looks pretty good, has a stick, and isn’t a 2004 Kia…but then you had to throw in the cat headliner? Easily one of the best mods I’ve ever seen. I no longer desire big turbos and bumping subs, I just want a tessellated cat headliner. Take your fancy suedes and Alcantaras and GTFO. Irresistible. I’m sold.

I’d also love to see Alexk98’s idea in real life:

The super high end carmakers DO say that they’ll build you whatever you want with enough money, and now I’m imagining a Rolls Royce Phantom with this headliner, but every cat on it has glowing starlight eyes. Probably a good thing I’m not wealthy.

Over the weekend, Peter Nelson wrote about how the cheap Mazda2 is an underrated barrel of fun. As the Autopian’s tiny car hoarder, I’ve always had a soft spot for the little Mazda2, and it’s so sad how cars like these are getting further in the rearview mirror every day. Marc Fuhrman has some good news if you want one:

Oh yeah, these are wonderful little cars. I’ve owned a 2011 since 2016 and have put on like 120k miles on it and it’s just been great. The Z series engine in these are basically just a modernized Mazda B series with a timing chain, so they are super reliable and respond well to tuning. Coupled with the well balanced chassis and slick manual gearbox, these really do feel like a Miata’s dorky little sister.
And the few issues these do suffer from are small and easy to fix. They do have a little bit of an appetite for suspension components like rear shocks, but that’s a two bolt job.And almost all of them have a wonky or straight up non working radio. Basically, one of three resistors on the top of the unit develop hairline cracks in the soldered joints due to yearly heat cycles, causing issues. Pulling the radio out and re-soldering (or just replacing the whole thing with an aftermarket unit) is all that’s needed.

Have a great evening, everyone!

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